Can you gig it
Can the man
Can you mix it
Jerry Can

(Chorus)
Cannelloni
Candelabra
Canterbury
Cantona

Can I lick it – Can’t do it
Cantata – Can’t be done
Can of worms – Just can’t do it
Canned laughter – Ha ha ha ha

Chorus

Can of beans
Can of soup
Cantilever
Cantiloupe

Chorus

Cannabis resin – Can’t do it
Canticle – Can’t be done
Candlewick Green – Just can’t do it
Cannon and ball – Ha ha ha ha

Chorus

Cancellation
Canvas bag
Can we go now
Can we go now

© Simon Charterton 2014

For he’s a jolly good Fela
Eating his Nutella
Dressed as Cinderella
Singing a cappella
Sounding just like Ella
If she’d been a fella
Reading Joseph Heller
In the style of Bella

For he’s a jolly good Fela
0nly one patella
Big time city dweller
Buyer not a seller
Clothes all made by Stella
Lives off Portabella
Modder than Paul Weller
Even his umbrella

For he’s a jolly good Fela
Likes Valpolicella
He’s part time Cruella
Part time Uri Geller
Living in a cellar
Under a favella
Might be the rubella
Too much mozzarella

For he’s a jolly good Fela
Going interstellar
Writing his novella
’Bout a fortune teller
Catching salmonella
From some bad paella
Or an odd Fruitella
Or some jolly good fella

© Simon Charterton 2014